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u'v got mail!


There was a blond outside at her mailbox and her neighbor saw her. Then she went out to her mail box again. So the neighbor just kept watchin. and then she went out to her mail box again. So the neighbor went over and asked why she kept going to her mail box and she said that her computer kept saying "you've got mail

THIS ONE IS FUNNY BUT AIN`T TRUE!

a blond


who would make the bigger splash a smart blond, santa clause or a dumb blond?

the dumb blond because the other 2 don't exist

blonde and brunette 

A blonde and a brunette went to the top floor of a really tall building. They jumped out of the window at the same time!!! Which one hit the ground first??

The BRUNETTE because the BLONDE had to ask for directions!!!!

Blonde Car Accident


One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.The blonde started laughing.This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.This time the blonde laughed even harder.Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Getting Tired


There was a brunette, ginger and a blonde and they were stuck on a dessert island and sharks were surounding them. But the brunette swum across but got eaten the ginger swum across and got eaten 2 and the blonde swum across got half way then decided she was tired so turned around and went back 2 the island

Trip to CA


One day two blondes were taking a trip to CA when the piolet got on the intercom and said, "We just lost an engine, but don't worry, we have 3 more. And it might take us another hour to get to CA.30 minutes later, he gets back on the intercom and says," We just lost another engine but don't worry we have two more and it might take another 30 minuets before we get to ca. One of the blondes says`` if we lose these last two engines we will be up in the air all day!``

 What do you call a computer superhero?


What do you call a computer superhero?
A Screen Saver

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